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75 Clues That You Might Be a Metalhead

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:41 pm    Post subject: 75 Clues That You Might Be a Metalhead Reply with quote

75 Clues That You Might Be a Metalhead

1. You at one time tried to make the sawblade wrist bands that Blackie
Lawless wore AND/OR you tried to make the Kerry King nail armband.
2. You know that the Dio logo turned upside down reads "devil."
3. "NOT" was in your vocabulary.
4. You remember when Metallica was never on the radio or MTV.
5. You were in love with Lita Ford or Doro Pesch.
6. You saw the movie "Trick Or Treat" in a theater
7. You constantly had to explain to people that "Bon Jovi is not metal
and he SUCKS."
8. When you watch MTV News you recognize Megadeth's "Peace Sells" bass
line at the end of the segment.
9. You liked the Beastie Boys because Kerry King played guitar on
"License to Ill".
10. The brim of your baseball cap was turned upward with MOSH written on
it.
11. A D.R.I. mosh guy and Misfits t-shirts were must-haves.
12. "Poser" was in your vocabulary.
13. You learned a little history by listening to Iron Maiden.
14. You or someone you knew had "The Number Of The Beast" album cover
painted on the back of their denim jacket AND/OR your denim vest was
covered with pins and embroided patches.
15. You had discussions on Metallica vs. Megadeth.
16. "Caught in a Mosh" was going to be the title of your A&E Biography.
17. You wore Jams.
18. You played "I'm The Man" to some of your rap friends.
19. You had albums on Combat Records.
20. You thought German metal would be the next big thing.
21. Bands like Poison, Winger, Trixter, Kix, and all the bands with the
word "White" in their name were killing you.
22. You know how to pronounce and spell Yngwie Malmsteen.
23. Chicks in high hair and spandex ruled.
24. Guys in high hair and spandex sucked.
25. You really hated Tipper Gore.
26. You secretly liked Queensryche.
27. You wrote on your pants.
28. Your pants were in their prime when they ripped.
29. At every show there was one black metalhead (and you thought that
was pretty cool).
30. You can name all the members of SEKA.
31. You think Cliff Burton should be canonized.
32. You find that "Angel of Death" would make a catchier national anthem
than the Star Spangled Banner.
33. You find yourself yelling "SLAYER!" at shows they don't even play.
34. You think Iron Maiden is classic rock.
35. You thought Ministry was dance music.
36. You won't drive in a car if there's no tape deck.
37. You wore fingerless gloves even in 90 degree weather.
38. You wanted to draw comic books for a living
39. You thought Chris Holmes was cool in Decline of Western
Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years.
40. You can name every guitarist Ozzy had after Randy Rhoads.
41. You thought KISS actually meant Knights In Satan's Service.
42. You always remember the "J" in Yngwie J. Malmsteen.
43. You think the higher the hair, the better the woman.
44. You wish Ozzy was your dad.
45. You thought hair shorter than shoulder length was selling out.
46. You thought hanging earrings were tough.
47. You had a skull ring.
48. You regularly measured your hair to see how long it got, and felt
intimidated by guys with longer hair than you.
49. All your favorite songs had one note basslines.
50. Ozzy could fart in a microphone, and you would force yourself to
like it.
51. You fought over whether Motley Crue's makeup made them Glam.
52. Camouflage shorts/pants were a good portion of your wardrobe.
53. You thought the measure of a man was how high he could sing.
54. You owned either leather pants, a leather vest, or chaps, and you're
not a cowboy.
55. You don't feel tardy, awwww you think the clock is slow.
56. You know that after "Nothing else matters", nothing Metallica put
out did.
57. Your most memorable concerts had a 15 minute: guitar, bass, and drum
solos.
58. You're working hard to bring back baseball t-shirts.
59. You KNOW in your heart that the mullet haircut WILL come back
someday.
60. You refer to Judas Priest as 'Priest.
61. You knew what Steve Vai was "saying" to Dave on his guitar.
62. You know the difference between M.O.D., S.O.D., and D.R.I.
63. You fully lace up your workboots only for weddings.
64. You think that concerts without explosions are a "rip-off".
65. You think that a concert with under 5 encores is a "rip-off".
66. You cut the sleeves off of your denim jacket so it would fit over
your leather jacket.
67. You owned either shorts or a sleeveless t-shirt with the British
flag on it.
68. You remember when the quality of a band was directly proportional to
the "slutiosity" of its groupies.
69. Like a cape to a bull, white baseball caps triggered a violent
response in you.
70. You thought it was funny to ask for a "bottle of anything and a
glazed doughnut to go" at the kwiki-mart.
71. You thought that wearing a leather vest WITH a shirt was a fashion
faux-pas.
72. "Old School" was in your vocabulary.
73. When confronted with tough life decisions you ask yourself, "What
would David Lee Roth do?"
74. You have had a subscription to one or more metal magazines.
75. You give people the hand sign of the devil when they do something
cool.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....And one more to add to the list:
You can't wait to get your hands on a pair of Bone Bash 5 tickets for September 5th. I am so going and I will go to great lengths to see Joe Satriani, Think Lizzy, BOC, Deep Purple, and Dokken. Laughing Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

many of that stuff has some truth to it. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was never "in love" with Lita Ford, but there was a time when I'd have paid a high price to perform certain acts with her!
Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doro is more my woman! Twisted Evil
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